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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago

I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine 'Extra Divine'

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 22 points 11 months ago

Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won't eat steak rather than ruin the meat.

[-] Seventhlevin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I would get a second opinion!

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I'm okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.

[-] antinjection@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you're not right now). same goes for things like cured meats

[-] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 18 points 11 months ago

"Blue" goes between Rare and Epic. It's basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.

[-] discodoubloon@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…

[-] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 3 points 11 months ago

That would fit well between "Astounding" and "Congratulations"

[-] EliteCaster@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Legendary is the only option

[-] EliteCaster@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

No there were 12 other options actually

[-] Tigbitties@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.

[-] FFbob@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.

[-] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This guy steaks.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Good lord, "Congratulations"!?!?

Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!

Medium rare for me.

Baked ribeye = awesome.

[-] catsup@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago

Its a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

You haven't met my sister!

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

To shreds, you say?

[-] Globulart@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If "well done" is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.

[-] Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

kurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.

[-] discodoubloon@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Oh, now that’s a great steak!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Divine. You feel like you become the steak.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.

[-] DarkenLM@artemis.camp 5 points 11 months ago

What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?

[-] downpunxx@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

rare/medium rare, i'm not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.

[-] ultra@feddit.ro 2 points 11 months ago
[-] nal@lib.lgbt 2 points 11 months ago

medium rare

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

Congratulations

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?

"I'll have the chicken, medium-rare."

[-] leggettc18@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Are the first three a terraria reference?

[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't know about terraria specifically, but it's a sliding scale of how you like beef cooked right?

The mid section is the usual meat doneness from Well done to Rare

Going up it parodies loot rarity types from Rare to Mythic (maybe Unreal is one too?). The idea is that, going "more rare" than rare beef is

  • Rare - Rare beef
  • Epic - raw beef
  • Legendary - Live cow
  • Mythic - All the ancestral cow-like creatures that evolved into cow
  • Unreal - The primordial ancestor of all life on land
[-] leggettc18@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

No I get that, I just mean specifically did they get the idea for the exact text to use from terraria. Those are prefixes you can get on weapons, and I think they are in order of how good they are as well.

[-] Zeshade@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I didn't get the first two pictures so yeah I would be interested to know

[-] leggettc18@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

The pictures definitely aren’t from Terraria, but the text matches some of the weapon prefixes.

[-] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Give me unreal or give me death!

[-] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova

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