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[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

thank god I grew up when I did.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 hours ago

Literally 1984

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 2 hours ago

As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~

[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

bofa not banned- your move teach

[-] Manzas 7 points 5 hours ago

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Ruth is out on Front Street

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[-] nbyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 7 hours ago

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 hours ago
[-] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

1000, 900 & 80
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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 39 points 10 hours ago

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Something about a wagon wheel.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

[-] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 hours ago

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 38 points 14 hours ago

What the sigma is going on here

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[-] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 hours ago

At least they haven’t banned omega

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

What's omega?

[-] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 45 points 14 hours ago

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 hours ago

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 55 points 15 hours ago

That's a dope list, no cap.

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