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Why are there crickets spawning in my apartment?
(lemmy.world)
Did you tell a bad joke recently?
Get a cat. They will launch a pogrom not seen since WWII.
Maybe a neighbor of yours has reptiles as pets and it's their crickets that are escaping.
Maybe there's a mob spawner in the wall?
Joke aside, they either follow someone in or climb all the way in.
Time to buy a chameleon.
Get huntsman spider, it's quicker
Those spiders are cute though. However, nothing beats having a reptile staring you down while plotting the most horrifying way it can murder you.
The face of pure EVIL
You have likely never met a Veiled Chameleon in it's natural state on its own turf, my friend.
i would tickle that face
You have chosen wisely.
When a cham is posing like that, all bad-ass and such, giving it scritches will immediately deflate its ego. That is, if it doesn't try to bite your finger off first. If you make it past the bitey part, you will never see something else deflate so quick into a state of embarrassment. Complete ego destruction, as it were.
You can save money on your car insurance...
That's what happens when you build on the spawn block
Because a cricket laid eggs in your apartment.
Neat. Now you don't have to go out an buy crickets.
You been cursed. Get in touch with your local sorcerer.
Get a better sex life
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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