What if Putin bombed all our McDonalds? The horrors! The horrors!

It’s wild how the us media “culture” has withered so drastically that i am nostalgic for the days when they aired bold ideas such as “fast food is bad for you”. There was a time where nickelodeon wouldn’t air any shows and display a message that told your porcine children to go outside.

Instead of taking that further fast food is a-okay now. Its fine to be constantly consuming media, and “serious” news outlets are rehashing 20 year old internet memes

Unlimited mcdonalds on the west

All other arguments aside, if you are going to compare the two this way, if the US has 9x the land mass as Ukraine, then why is the US sized the same as Ukraine in the image?

Surely it's not to make the image misleading.

Yeah, uh, that is what happens when you go to war with a major country.

A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now. Except hamburgers. We can compare it to hamburgers.

Very impressive, now let's see Paul Allenskyy's strike locations

xDDD now do cambodia north korea or vietnam

160,000 buildings were damaged in Gaza (a city as big as Detroit) in the last year, there are 190,000 franchised fast food establishments in the whole of the U.S.

For context,

ah, it's for context

that makes it not one of the funniest things I've seen then

and yet, McDonald's has killed way more people than any Russian missile. probably a single McDonald's by itself has killed more people than half of those missiles combined.

The current yearly burger consumption of America is 9,343,161,756Ib of hamburger

For context, there are 38,229,212 Ukrainians

Conclusion: Russia should fire missiles at every McDonalds in the US

Explaining war to an american: So imagine a Mcdonalds

Ukraines war effort is like a broken sundae machine and crimea is as out of reach as a burger joint without a drive-thru

"Every missile they launched is the same".

It's like the Israelis claiming "Hamas launched thousands of missiles at Israel" when most of them are intercepted and the ones that get through barely cause any damage to property let alone life.

Meanwhile, Israel is dropping 2000lbs bombs on Gaza. Entire buildings turned into rubble, massive craters.

Lol even KyivPost does the "How to talk to a burgerlander" meme

Are they saying that Russia has launched too many missiles or that USA has too few McDonald's?

How many football fields is that?

Since 2000, Israel has launched 1 trillion chicken mcnuggets worth of explosives at Gaza.

they really can only measure things in burg

Now do Gaza.

Makes me wonder where in the continental US is furthest from a McDonalds. Looks like some random field in...Wyoming? I don't know US states. Surprised about a lot of the South West though, I thought the desert there would be a lot less inhabited.

Also makes me think about Bigfoot sightings. Look at all these McDonalds. Where's Mr Foot meant to be hiding when he's probably no more than an hour away from Maccas at any given time?

This reminds me of that BadEmpanada video titled something like "explaining the Iraq War for Americans" where he used burgers as a metaphor for everything the US stole from Iraq, except BadEmpanada did it as a joke.

Okay but what if I expected there to be like 4 times as many McDonald's in the US? That actually does recontextualize how I think about Burgerland.

I don't think the US is only ~5,500,000 km2