And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
I dislike Dirt_owls policy of piss and shit everywhere. Ulysses gets my vote. Make slop great again!
I'm voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can't trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Mate you are not American
Shh don't tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it's time for something new.
writing in Hillary because she's electable if you vote for her
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend 
There's no beating gleebozorx friend
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren't anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
I promise to press the communism button my first day in office 
I voted 
I don't belive you would wipe the floor with him, because that could be considered an act of cleaning. You would still win though.
Dort oil piss and shits everywhere and ouless makes fun of me for watching every marvel movie in a row every weekend, so I'll vote for the lesser evil of dork wol
Vote Owl no matter howl
I voted for everyone's favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
I'm worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
I love President Parrot. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen. I will write in President Parrot on the ballot as many times as I have to. She's electable if you vote for her.
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
I just hope both teams have fun.
Why isn't there a hexbear electoral college?
Selling merch for both sides 
we love our power posters
Fuck me i voted for dirty owl but THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN, THEY CAN'T
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
(insert image of the "i voted" wolf sticker here)
Dirtowl has more name recognition
Sorry UlyssesT, I'm going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Every afternoon, Stubbs went to a nearby restaurant and drank water mixed with catnip out of a wine or margarita glass.
Lmao based
Hmm. Why don't we host a fake election for fun?
Dirty bird will win but not before finding out what cyber bullying really means.
I'm going to do a heccin voter fraud to vote for you both 10 times because you should both be president
Damn it's neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone's race. For a dollar I'll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
:i-vorted:
This is how Bernie can still win
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