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[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago

Wearing a chain.

Chain necklace? Gay

Chain bracelet? Gay

Chain wallet? Also Gay

Chain mail. Well now you're a dork. And also Gay

[-] Michal@programming.dev 11 points 5 days ago
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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

One time in high school, I heard somebody yell "Steve, you [bundle of sticks], stop talking to your girlfriend and let's go!" and Steve was in fact at the time talking to his girlfriend.

The sheer concentration of cognitive dissonance has stuck with me to this day.

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[-] gjoel@programming.dev 44 points 6 days ago

Use hand lotion. Dude, my hands are dry, back off!

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[-] lickmygiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

All of the comments here are reminding me of how life was 20 years ago and also before I was married with kids.

I genuinely don’t fucking care how feminine somebody thinks something I’m doing is if I’m comfortable or enjoying myself. I’ll drink pink drinks all day if it fucking tastes good LMLML bro.

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[-] KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

In jr. high i was called gay because I dressed semi decent. Jeans with a t-shirt a blazer was apparently too much for them lol

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[-] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 6 days ago

I got called gay for wearing a kilt in america. What's funny is I had my girlfriend as well as a female friend with benifits with me at the time. I didn't even bother responding.

I've heard plenty of guys say that doing any kind of ass play, even with a female is gay.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago
[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 6 days ago

Did you say "no homo" before doing it? If you did, that's just a brojob between alphas.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 47 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I love telling this story, but I'll warn beforehand it's explicit.

! so, one time I was getting a blow job from this dude who was sort of newly out as bi curious. So, he asked if he could suck me off because he'd never done it before. Anyway, when I came, he didn't pull off and decided he was going to swallow, and since he was still really new and nervous, I thought it would be hilarious if I said "no homo" when I came.

Unfortunately, he also thought that was hilarious, and laughed while swallowing. Ever seen milk come out of a kids nose in the cafeteria? That. But with spunk !<

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago

Of course not i don't talk with my mouth full. I was raised right

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 55 points 6 days ago

Oh god so so so many. I'm going to stick with music though for today.

You like ${artist}? That's gay.

Even more fun, "You like ${Track} from artist? That's the gayest track."

Guys are real quick to make sure everyone else knows how much manlier they are by what music they listen to.

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[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Wore a maroon coloured hoodie

The dude who asked me this also stared fixedly at the crotch of my board shorts and asked me "where's your package, man?" upon me exiting climbing out of a (cold) plunge pool

I clearly looked confused, so he says "where's your piece?"

Dude clearly spent a fair amount of his time cataloguing the outlines of flaccid penises through boardshorts for whatever fucking reason.

I was offended, ish, till I heard the growers vs show-ers thing. Mine retracts while not in use, it's quite convenient.

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[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 51 points 6 days ago

Let a man do squats over my face until my nose touched his shorts bulge. Wait. I’m gay.

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[-] GrappleHat@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he's asleep.

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[-] wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago
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[-] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 6 days ago

Play a female character in an arcade game. Specifically the one in Golden Axe.

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 34 points 6 days ago

I usually play as a female character in 3rd person games because I prefer to look at a woman's butt rather than a man's. Seems like the opposite of gay to me, but apparently not.

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 45 points 6 days ago

unisex clothing == male clothing

so still cant buy anything with colors or style or anything even mildly feminine without the gay thing being thrown around

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago
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[-] currycourier@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

Eat an ice cream treat in Australia:(

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[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 days ago

Fuck my bf in the ass...

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

Wear a kilt?

TBH I've never tried and nobody told me it was gay. But I'm a sweaty person and I would love to air out my crotch except for fear of social criticism.

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[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago

Have a wider choice of underwear. Some beautiful individual in another thread put me on to “gay” underwear… comfort settings I’d never dreamed of. I’d feel contained performing CPR in these badboys. Apparently this clothing change is the first step on the road to man love - according to the absolute brains trust I’ve had the pleasure of working with for the last couple of months.

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