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Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Glad you trolls are finally taking this seriously. First of all, you must stop being so violent and wishing death on the people of NATO! To prove your sincerity, from now on you have to refer to China as West Taiwan, Putin as Putler, and sign every post with "Slava Ukraini." Finally when election season comes around, every Hexbear user is required to post selfies of themselves with their "I voted" stickers. idc who you vote for, it's just important to show that you have faith in our institutions.

Only then will you earn my upvote.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

As an Australian citizen, I will make sure I vote in the US elections at least 10 times to prove my worth.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Orange Man Bad!

how am I doing?

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Took me a second to realise this was a bit what-the-hell

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are that many places actually defederating? There was talk on the server i came from of defederating but they're still there.

I feel it's silly to dismiss the idea that we're not already a test bed for psyops. If i had to hazard a guess, getting an instance defedded would be plan a to limit wrong-think in the fediverse. Besides tactics like forum sliding they can isolate a whole group by causing issues that other instances will want to defederate/inoculate themselves from? Too easy not to have that in your toolbox

Feels like one of the fediverses greatest strengths can be made a liability, at least for class consciousness, easily. That's why I'm planning on having a bunch of accounts across instances that i comment from on the regular so i don't have a home instance.

But i don't care, not really. Who cares if our words don't reach when truth is on our side? The truth can't be hidden from everyone forever, and will come to everyone's eyes another way.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Wr can't improve. We're already the best posters in posting town

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I believe that the hundred or so trans people on hexbear should apologize to the cis people of lemee for their transphobic comments and pro-putin ideology!

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] panopticon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

do you mean comr? comi hasn't been banned and hasn't posted in years? modlog not showing admin actions sucks so much for finding struggle sessions.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably. It was the person who posted original version of this thread that this post is mocking

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was comr, not comi. You should probably edit that, it'll suck if comi were to log back in and see this in his inbox

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