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I once watched in horror as my old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer sitting in his lap. He kept going "ow, goddammit!" as the hot grease seeped out and then dabbing his crotch with a dirty paper towel.
Lauren Boebert gives me that same sort of vibe.
are you sure this wasn’t a fever dream? holy shit lol
old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer
I'm sorry but I refuse to believe this is a real person.
Don't know a lot of men, huh
I thought I did, I know meat only meals are all too common, but don't guys learn to cook at least a little bit? They don't need to be master chefs, but boiling unseasoned ground beef!?
Nah, I am one of the few dudes in my social circle who know how to cook. Most subsist off some form of frozen foods and prepackaged stuff. Cooking is seen as a girly thing to do, unless it's m e a t, but even then I haven't seen most dudes cook meat properly
Yeah that's honestly a step too far. Like even the guys that only know how to make toast feel like a cultural obligation to know how to cook some forms of meat properly. Like they're not gonna be making a sunday roast but they'd at least pan fry the ground beef
At least 90% of men are like this unironically
Someone whose last name is one letter away from bobbert or robertbert dosent sound like a real person either.
Jesus Christ was that something he did regularly?
It happened more than once.
Fairy tale giants be like
You lived with a cartoon character lmao
Some day they'll make a strainer without holes in it so it doesn't make as much of a mess.
This had me dying laughing holy shit
dudes rock
Dudes rock
Taking a photo with flash during a performance, real boomer hours.
It looks to me like that camera was picking IR so the light from her phone might have been autofocus, not a flash.
Also who is this, a media personality? Congressperson?
yes
Does IR autofocus usually flash like that? Ive never really thought of how autofocus works, I figured it's usually.
I don't know, I'm just exercising a little skepticism since the footage is using some sort of night vision.
If you're vaping in the theatre you gotta at least do it into your bag on the down low, have some decorum for fuck's sake.
The only good kind of ghosting
Ah, ah- employer ghosting!
Why are there so many young(ish) republican, pro-NRA grifters in congress
She is 100% a completely different person when the cameras are off
The conservative bankrollers know it doesn’t matter if the congresscritter has any acumen for policy, they’re taking their cues from the right wing think tanks regardless. So they’re picking horses based on who can rile up the base the most. Which gives the selection process the vibe of selecting who’s going to create the most drama, hence attracts a similar sort of grifter.
Looks like her date groped her up briefly, too. How did she not consider how any of this looks? oh, right - she's a dip shit.
He literally grabs all her boob. What freaks.
Calling in the volcel police 
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Ugh this is the stupidest thing...
begone, pervert
SMH, these people would NOT have survived ~~mw2 lobbies~~ the old subreddit.
Probably assumed no one would notice or see
IMPEACH HER
Lying liar lies, news at 11. What a dumpster fire of a person. "Don't you know who I am?" Trust me Lauren, we know, we all know.