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[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

I once watched in horror as my old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer sitting in his lap. He kept going "ow, goddammit!" as the hot grease seeped out and then dabbing his crotch with a dirty paper towel.

Lauren Boebert gives me that same sort of vibe.

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

are you sure this wasn’t a fever dream? holy shit lol

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe this is a real person.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't know a lot of men, huh

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought I did, I know meat only meals are all too common, but don't guys learn to cook at least a little bit? They don't need to be master chefs, but boiling unseasoned ground beef!?

[–] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, I am one of the few dudes in my social circle who know how to cook. Most subsist off some form of frozen foods and prepackaged stuff. Cooking is seen as a girly thing to do, unless it's m e a t, but even then I haven't seen most dudes cook meat properly

[–] YouKnowIt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah that's honestly a step too far. Like even the guys that only know how to make toast feel like a cultural obligation to know how to cook some forms of meat properly. Like they're not gonna be making a sunday roast but they'd at least pan fry the ground beef

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

At least 90% of men are like this unironically

[–] Farman@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Someone whose last name is one letter away from bobbert or robertbert dosent sound like a real person either.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ was that something he did regularly?

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

It happened more than once.

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Fairy tale giants be like

You lived with a cartoon character lmao

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Some day they'll make a strainer without holes in it so it doesn't make as much of a mess.

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This had me dying laughing holy shit

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] sammer510@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Taking a photo with flash during a performance, real boomer hours.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It looks to me like that camera was picking IR so the light from her phone might have been autofocus, not a flash.

Also who is this, a media personality? Congressperson?

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VHS@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

new copotype just dropped

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does IR autofocus usually flash like that? Ive never really thought of how autofocus works, I figured it's usually.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I don't know, I'm just exercising a little skepticism since the footage is using some sort of night vision.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're vaping in the theatre you gotta at least do it into your bag on the down low, have some decorum for fuck's sake.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only good kind of ghosting

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Ah, ah- employer ghosting!

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Why are there so many young(ish) republican, pro-NRA grifters in congress

She is 100% a completely different person when the cameras are off

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

The conservative bankrollers know it doesn’t matter if the congresscritter has any acumen for policy, they’re taking their cues from the right wing think tanks regardless. So they’re picking horses based on who can rile up the base the most. Which gives the selection process the vibe of selecting who’s going to create the most drama, hence attracts a similar sort of grifter.

[–] mibo80@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks like her date groped her up briefly, too. How did she not consider how any of this looks? oh, right - she's a dip shit.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He literally grabs all her boob. What freaks.

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Calling in the volcel police volcel-police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] mibo80@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Ugh this is the stupidest thing...

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

begone, pervert

SMH, these people would NOT have survived ~~mw2 lobbies~~ the old subreddit.

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Probably assumed no one would notice or see

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

IMPEACH HER

[–] Im14abeer@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago

Lying liar lies, news at 11. What a dumpster fire of a person. "Don't you know who I am?" Trust me Lauren, we know, we all know.