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[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 23 points 19 hours ago
[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago
[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

That just makes me wank harder.

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Goddammit that's what I was gonna do

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago

based and rudeus grayrat pilled

[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 3 points 14 hours ago

I try to find some books regarding occult knowledge. I read them until the dusk (I'll possibly also try to find candles as well as functional matches).

When dusk arrives, I start to do something else: I'm seeing a feather pen, so it implies that there's tint somewhere, possibly black tint as the feather's base is slightly stained in black. I push away those chairs and the table, I roll away that carpet, then I try to draw a big perfect circle on the floor (possibly using that ladder as an improvised drawing compass. Inside the circle, I draw the alchemical symbol for Saturn, perfectly centered over a diametric horizontal line (therefore, an underlined Saturn symbol). I draw six specific letters outside and around the circle, spaced exactly 60 degrees. Then I take that red notebook over the desk, and I start writing:

"Regina noctis, Dea dearum, Thine is my soul." along with other sensitive content that involves a red liquid.

Then I place the red covered notebook exactly in the middle of the circle. I recite a specific Enochian mantra and I wait until a shivering presence starts.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 13 hours ago

I check my person for belongings, identification, cultural hints, and if I am still "me".

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I open the front door to take a look around. There is another room of the cabin. I look out the window. It's a painted scene. I remove it. More cabin. I panic. I look up the chimney and see another fireplace. I tear out a floorboard and see through a ceiling. All that there is, is cabin. I take my first level in Wizard. We're plane shifting up in this bitch. It would be very cozy if I had the option to leave and return at will.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

I'm taking some of the books. Sorry.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

Sigh in relief as I don't hear anyone saying "Hey, you! You're finally awake! You were caught trying to cross the border!"

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago

Look around to see if I can rummage up the necessary implements to brew a pot of tea.

[-] Isabella@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Open all chests and drawers!

[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You have disturbed a mimic disguised as a jewelry box. It snaps and almost separates you from the fingers on your right hand.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

A friend! =D

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago
[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

You cannot get ye flask.

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You don the flappy body bindings and the pointy cranium cover you looted from the evil wizard you killed a while back. They're still as comfortable as the day you wiped the blood off them, and they imbue you with a sense of power and a strange urge to rudely prank people and commit mass slaughter.

[-] stormdelay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Not you again!

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[-] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago

Relax for the first time in my life

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 67 points 1 day ago

Go back to sleep in the cozy cabin atmosphere

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Ah, you just woke up from a midday nap. For a moment there you were a little confused about where you were; it must've been a really good nap. You curl back up on the bench by the broad window out of frame, where the sun was warming your cozy blankets. Just outside, the trees sway gently in the wind, and a herd of deer munch on the grass. Your eyelids grow heavier, and you settle for going back to sleep. There's nothing going on today, so why not? You deserve it. Soon enough, you fall back into the world of dreams,

GAME OVER

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[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 12 points 1 day ago

After processing the initial shock, I look out the window to get my bearing on where the fuck I am.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 1 day ago
[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

You grasp at what you thought was a key at first, until you realize there isn't a key there. Someone drew a key onto the floor with black chalk. In hindsight you realize you should have noticed that sooner, like before you even reached down towards it, especially since it's not a particularly well drawn key; you could say it's rather shit, and you can't believe you fell for it.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 21 hours ago

"I don't like this game."

>Quit

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Quit? What do you mean, quit? You're not sure where the thought came from, or even what game you're talking about. Confused, you wander outside, whereupon you find a tree stump with a harpoon stuck inside of it.

You revisit your earlier thoughts. Perhaps you do know what you meant by quit. Really, you always knew. After all, you said it yourself; you don't like this game of life. You're free of the cabin, yet you feel more trapped than ever. There is only one conclusion; your loneliness is your true prison.

There's only one thing left to do, isn't there?

GAME OVER

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - "It's like the unofficial sequel to Disco Elysium."

When does this game come to Steam?

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 20 hours ago

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[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

A sudden urge to kill a foolishly dressed alleged comedian fills you to the brim. Unfortunately, there is none in the room with you. You'd have to find him before you can kill him, but you have your objective in mind. The first question is how you're going to get out of here. The front door is locked, and the only hint of a key is the shitty drawing on the floor. Ha ha. Very funny, whoever put that there. What's worse is that there's no weapons here. To kill someone, you'd need something to kill them with. Well, you could do with your bare hands, but it's much easier with a tool of some sorts, and the cabin is strangely absent of tools suitable for the act of murder.

[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 2 points 19 hours ago

Rip a nasty fart

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

You whisper the ultimate cat call. It echoes over the empty cabin; nothing happens, and a profound sense of loss washes over you. You walk over to the shelf by the window and run your hand over it, staring at the one particularly worn spot on it for a moment. You walk over and check the litter box, but of course it's clean. It always is nowadays. Old habits die hard after all. You cook yourself some breakfast and take a seat at the table, and try the call again. Nothing happens, as expected, not even when you open a can of tuna. Old habits die hard, but they die eventually. You spread the tuna on your bread and eat your meal, alone in the silence.

[-] witty_username@feddit.nl 4 points 18 hours ago

Roll initiative

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