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[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 14 points 12 hours ago

It's too dry now. Add some liquid...

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago
[-] Exec@pawb.social 5 points 8 hours ago

No, transmission-cli

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 4 points 11 hours ago

Lube should do it...

[-] NastyNative@mander.xyz 6 points 10 hours ago

Grind the rice to a fine dust.. you wont need those packets.

[-] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

Yes, my thoughts as well.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 88 points 19 hours ago

Linux: 9/10

Linux with rice: 10/10

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 41 points 19 hours ago

Linux: 9/9

Linux with rice: 10/10

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 19 hours ago
[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 19 points 19 hours ago

Linux without rice is great and can't be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I'm high too.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

High at 14h

Sure sounds Arbeitslos to me

(This is a joke, not an insult or criticism)

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 57 minutes ago

Oh nooooo! How dare youuuuuu!

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Hi high, rice to meet you.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 14 points 18 hours ago

Hi rice, high to meet you.

[-] yeppgnu@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago
[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 16 points 17 hours ago

I'd mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Stirred or just pour them on top?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

What type do I use?

[-] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced

[-] Stewbs@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Now add some Sriracha for extra customization

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.

[-] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 9 points 19 hours ago
[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

I was told this was appropriate.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 19 hours ago

Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.

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[-] foster@lemmy.fosterhangdaan.com 6 points 18 hours ago
[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

They're in the silica packages, they're not fans of ricing... or so I was told.

[-] ALilOff@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.

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[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago
[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

🍚🍚🚼

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago

Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon

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[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 18 hours ago
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[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 6 points 19 hours ago

Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you're that kind of person.

[-] BlueChinchompa@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

nice its a pretty simple one though

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[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago

6/10 Bland colorscheme and misalignment.

[-] Ma10gan@slrpnk.net 4 points 18 hours ago
[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

Ah, I know of it, so tasty 🤤.

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