submitted 2 months ago by Hestia@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn't even ask. SMDH.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's mine now fucker it was good too

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Mods ban this reactionary for not sharing the comically large communal French fry.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

stalin-spoon owl-wink

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

angery

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 months ago

stole that one abnormally good fry

skill issue, ever heard of survival of the fittest? checkmate liberal :smuglord:

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They caught you slippin OP

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Next time I shall grasp it firmly

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Banning you for the bit

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago

If you save a fry it'll go cold and you'll waste it. Dirt_Owl was doing you a favour.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

It's not like you save it for another day

Meals are an experience and you should not eat the best parts of it immediately

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Wait.... You savor your meals and don't gulp it all down in one fell swoop?

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but cold fries are gross, so it's better to eat them quickly while they are fresh.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

If you eat so slowly that the fries get cold by the middle of the meal, you have bigger problems than cold fries.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

what kind of pervert waits to eat?

you must learn the most important lesson of food: eat everything immediately.

there is no tomorrow, no future. there is only the eternally hungry now.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah, banned from not posting

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Sucks to suck. It’s not Dirt_Owl’s fault that you had unspoken conditions regarding which fries were communal.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Common potato law is clear on the matter.

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a talon around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS DIRT_OWL! Before I could get a word out, they yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." They then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.