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Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn't even ask. SMDH.

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[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

stole that one abnormally good fry

skill issue, ever heard of survival of the fittest? checkmate liberal :smuglord:

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They caught you slippin OP

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Next time I shall grasp it firmly

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Banning you for the bit

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you save a fry it'll go cold and you'll waste it. Dirt_Owl was doing you a favour.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's not like you save it for another day

Meals are an experience and you should not eat the best parts of it immediately

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Wait.... You savor your meals and don't gulp it all down in one fell swoop?

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but cold fries are gross, so it's better to eat them quickly while they are fresh.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

If you eat so slowly that the fries get cold by the middle of the meal, you have bigger problems than cold fries.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

what kind of pervert waits to eat?

you must learn the most important lesson of food: eat everything immediately.

there is no tomorrow, no future. there is only the eternally hungry now.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah, banned from not posting

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sucks to suck. It’s not Dirt_Owl’s fault that you had unspoken conditions regarding which fries were communal.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Common potato law is clear on the matter.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a talon around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS DIRT_OWL! Before I could get a word out, they yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." They then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.

[–] neo@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
  • Humans of New York
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

There's no rules in the Chapo.chat user agreement that says Owls can't play basketball