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[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

trump is a man and killing him would be misandry, which does not exist. that's why the attempts can't succeed

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

this post counts as theory

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Jfc GOP’ers are terrible shots.

Smdh my damn head

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

He's going to get offed by some white boy incel groyper and immigrants will be blamed.

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

They're gonna find his genetic info from a 23andMe leak and point to a 0.2% Hispanic ancestry like "SEE?! HE WAS AN ILLEGAL"

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

too sexy to live, too crazy to die

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Is...is he going to beat Fidel Castro? scared

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Je started much to laye.

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Were there two more I didn’t hear about? The rally one and then the golf course, and then?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago
[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

This guy seems to not be a failed assassin, just an idiot. A sovereign citizen who loves Trump. The sheriff in Riverside was just early to declare it as an assassination attempt but they released the guy on 5000$ bail and he's posting videos explaining he just loves Trump and has guns in the car.

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

It was discovered that Miller was driving in an unregistered vehicle with a fake license plate, and was also in possession of multiple passports and driver's licenses with different names

that's pretty sus though. the avg american has zero passports. it's probably another low effort attempt by the CIA.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

fake IDs, fake press passes, fake passports

just normal stuff

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Lmao these people are like yeah let me just saunter in here with this

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

lets campaign for trump to pardon all his attempted assassins once he gets elected. that would be the funniest shit ever.

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

So when will chuds start going after Kamala?

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

she's not important enough.

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Wait, what was the 4th one?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I see. That's pretty low effort on the forklift would-be-assassin, though, tbh.

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wow it's crazy that one of the dumbest people on the planet is smart enough to understand that race isn't always a salient issue.

there was a third one?

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