this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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Can't have a gap on a resume...
Totally with this. It's hilarious.
I exhaled slightly through my nose
The one thing you don't want to announce before going to prison is "I'm happy to share!".
Actually kinda brilliant the level of self awareness here.
Or the lack thereof.
Lemmites genuinely cannot comprehend satire, can they?
It's worse than Reddit.
hope those comments are wishing him a long career at Cumberland
I don't know how Linkdin does these things, but is it possible that he just updated his job title as "inmate" and "Place of work" or whatever to FCI Cumberland and that the system did the rest, generating the sentence and adding the image? Or did he have to type it all out himself?
100% the first one, but absolutely hilarious in any case.
Who the hell thinks "tomorrow I'm going in jail, better update my linkedin profile so everyone knows"
Someone who spends way too much time on LinkedIn.
Is this real?
"Michelle Bond and her co-conspirator romantic partner attempted to fund her campaign for the U.S. House of Representatives by illegally using hundreds of thousands of dollars from corporate coffers, among other sources, and then lying to Congress and others to cover it all up," U.S. Attorney Damian Williams said.
The pair met in June 2021, according to prosecutors, and they have a young child together."
Holy fuck that child is going to have a fucked up childhood. I am so sorry, kid.
The toxic positivity of LinkedIn continues.
There's nothing toxic about making a joke at your own expense.
License plate making is a bit too crypto-adjacent in my opinion /s
Metal stamping is a good way to protect seed phrases from fire.
This is fucking based as all hell
I'll bet his mom is super proud.