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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
The question is whether it's tongue in cheek, or if he's genuinely that terrified of having a gap in his resumé...
Jesus christ, the people on this platform...
Do you really think they're keeping the fact they've been to prison on the down low? It's a joke at their own expense.
What's kind of funny about this response is that the other post reads like a deadpan joke, to me, based on the premise there is no limit to the crazy you can find on LinkedIn.
Yeah that salami really rubbed against that pickle...
I thought that was going to be just a food pun but when I was done writing it out it felt more sexual than culinary. Whatever, I'm leaving it.