What the fuck is that font
I ragged on a font like this
Someone reminded me it could be a font for dyslexics
As someone with mild dyslexia, that is a horrid dyslexia font and a horrid font in general
“Salvation, how does it work?”
.. and I don't wanna talk to a prophet
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed
Muthafuckin miracles
Anyone got a recipe for biblically accurate Faygo?
at least mass surveillance cameras won't detect him
Turned water into ~~wine~~ Faygo
What is a savior though?
A dead body.
Well not really, but he ain’t like anybody that you ever met before.
He’d drink Dasani and spit out Pinot Noir
"What is a... what the- what the fuck was THAT?! That shit is whack."
Just want you to know I got this
I think they prefer orange face paint these days.
The loaves and fishes... at the juggaloo convention!
EDIT: Huh... what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?
Piggy pie and Faygo
I could believe Jesus would slam back a cold, crispy, refreshing glass of Faygo.
"The Good Lord said he could heal this boy for just FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!1!"
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