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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

What is a savior though?

A dead body.

Well not really, but he ain’t like anybody that you ever met before.

He’d drink Dasani and spit out Pinot Noir

[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Just want you to know I got this

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"What is a... what the- what the fuck was THAT?! That shit is whack."

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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