There's the Slammer post which is coated in enough layers of irony that I can't confidently tell you whether I have any issue with it. it's pretty weird to be getting mad at fellow hexbears for making jokes about this when almost the entire internet is covered with Zionists celebrating far worse things happening simultaneously though.

SOCOM is also headquartered there lol

The issue here is there are non shitheads also suffering

Also all violence against settlers is self defense and I gotta say this specific event is 100% mother nature being violent in self defense.

Gonna toss in my own spicy take: climate disaster is the genocide of the poor by the rich, and framing it in this manner absolves the perpetrators.

Not to workers who have nowhere else to go

Ah yes, the poor people who couldn’t achieve enough enlightenment to choose their incarnation are totally to blame for being born in Florida.

Fuck off with this goofy shit. Sins of the father is dumb as fuck and even the monotheists realized this a long time ago.

It is inevitable. As a Floridian our insurance industry is on pace to crash head on into a wall and nobody can stop it. We COULD MAYBE expand Citizen's, which is a government run/backed insurance that is currently only used for those who otherwise cannot get insurance anywhere else, but nope. Our Republican leadership absolutely don't want that. Instead they deliberately make sure Citizens is just this side of too expensive as not to "compete" with the market and if you qualify for any other insurance they must kick you off of it.

The failure of insurance in Florida is such a huge strike against capitalism and they know that and will do anything to make sure it doesn't happen. In fact, recently they relaxed regulations for small shop insurers here. What that means is we will have more startup insurance companies insure people for cheap, get more claims against them on a big hurricane than they have capital, pay out what they can and leave everyone else in the weeds. Total loss. It's fucked.

And they won't even be the first. We have an official graveyard dedicated to all the insurers killed this way. Another for the pile.

https://figafacts.com/category/insolvency/

https://www.myfloridacfo.com/division/receiver/companies

https://www.myfloridacfo.com/division/receiver/companies/closed

It's the fact that Florida politicians are spearheading the gutting of federal disaster relief that's insane to me. You'd think that would be one thing that they'd support. Kinda how North Carolina Republicans are actually surprisingly good with healthcare stuff sometimes because it's an issue that directly effects their voter base and state employee healthcare costs.

Perfection. Obviously (due to prior struggle sessions) this is not cheering on the hurricane or laughing at the victims when I say this, but this is exactly how the US has been treating Haitians (and the entire world) distilled down into one sentence. Actually- not quite "exactly"- unlike with Haiti where the US is pretty much explicitly, directly guilty for the overwhelming majority of Haiti's two centuries of suffering post-independence- we aren't, none of us are guilty of inflicting this upon the US; in fact, while the masses could be ascribed varying levels of guilt and non-guilt, the settler-colonial destructive nation-project of AmeriKKKa is likely directly responsible for inflicting this upon its own people and creating the conditions where this misery would be exacerbated and prolonged.

The gall of (certain, specific, however not at all remotely miniscule in number) Americans in spreading blood libel against Haitians- not only on unfounded claims, but for issues that could and should if true be directly attributable to two centuries of American invasions, occupations, regime changes, and plundering and agricultural as well as economic imperialism, always struck me as particularly vile, when Haiti's never-ending food crises (manufactured mass famines, rather) are entirely AmeriKKKa's fault, the fault of all those (bipartisan- honestly I suspect the DNC is more guilty even considering the KKKlinton's notorious abuses of the nation) assorted Hitlerites who occupy the highest positions of power, wealth, and prestige in the regime, and when Haiti even now is being trodden down by hired Kenyan comprador boots, something their respective US embassy is on record describing their responsibility for arranging.

fingers crossed that comrade trees put another republican governor in a wheelchair

Funnier if it kills him and then the next storm sucks his coffin out to sea and we get actual crabs dancing on him