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Jazmin Paez, 18, of Miami, is charged with first-degree solicitation of murder and third-degree using a communications device for an unlawful use, according to court documents.

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[-] MONKEYHOG@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago

And why do you need a hit man to kill a 3 year old anyway? They're easy to kill. This is just laziness.

[-] GillyGumbo@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Fucking lazy zoomers. Why, back when I was their age I had already killed at least 7 or 8 three year olds!

[-] keeb420@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Jikiya@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It was self defense.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Is there a c/jesuschristlemmy yet?

[-] PloKoon@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What the actual fuck. She's got what looks like right facial hemiparesis. I wonder if there's a medical history of brain damage?

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'd put money on there being some serious substance abuse at play. Meth can wreak havoc on a nervous system.

[-] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

So she's 18 and has a 3 year old. I ain't no mathmagician, but that tells me she was knocked-up at 15.

Seems to me that if she had simply gotten an abortion like she should have at 15 she wouldn't have ruined her life now.

But then again, this is Florida, so they ain't too good at thinking down in America's wang, and with her last name and living in Miami, I wouldn't be too surprised if she was Cuban. Cubans tend to be rather conservative and conservatives tend to be anti abortion. So you done fucked up your life over some stupid ass shit.

Good job.

[-] Tischkante@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Generous optimistic math, she was most likely 14.

[-] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Murdering a born child is way worse than aborting a lump of cells. Also, she could've saved the 3000 bucks and hand the kid over to the state. At least that way it might've had a chance at something, unlike his dumbass mother.

[-] spacedancer@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Murdering a born child is way worse than aborting a lump of cells.

Not for conservatives it ain’t.

[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's Florida. What chance does that kid have? Their foster care system is a joke. Between child trafficking, number of missing (AND unreported) children, overcrowding, children being placed in the care of convicts, I don't know how that could be better. I don't know many states that could rank worse than Florida when it comes to child care.

The foster system in the US is pretty shit as a whole, but Florida is going the extra mile.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

At this point, just me the child up for adoption. Why the fuck pay for a fucking Hitman?

[-] DrinkBoba@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Literally what the fuck

[-] MortyMcFry@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Bell’s palsy is a bastard

[-] hamid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] zaph@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If the article is accurate, that wasn't entrapment at all. There's a decently fine line between a sting and entrapment and conducting a sting after you have evidence the perp reached out to a hitman, posing as said hitman is a literal sting.

[-] PenguinJuice@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Do you think she's gunna go to jail?

[-] Furimbus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty much a coin flip.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What the fuck you ~~ficking~~ fucking maniac

[-] Crackerjack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago
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