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[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 13 points 1 year ago

Mhm, pretty accurate... but I have no idea why, this goes for my aunt, not my mom 🤷.

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

What app are you using that you can zoom comment images?

[-] treant42@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Baylahoo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Works on connect for Android.

Yeah, Jerboa still doesn't support it.

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It does for me. Tap it and pinch it.

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[-] rbar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Zoom works just fine on voyager.

[-] MarsHardcore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[-] passepartout@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

What are you doing step ladder?

[-] Kempeth@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

Tonight it's just you, me, a bottle of olive oil and a "seven step program".

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!

[-] Kempeth@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago

Good time to plug Dara O'Brian: don't do that. One day you're gonna have kids and need these words in their normal context. Your kid is gonna come in with muddy shoes and you're all "oh my. You're a dirty girl." and then you'll ask yourself wtf you just said to your own kid.

Some words and expressions need to stay with their original meaning! These include:

  • dirty,
  • naughty and *tone of voice breaks*
  • do what daddy tells you!
[-] Peruvia@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Que that tweet Paraphrasing " Y'all fucked around calling eachother daddy, my kids gonna have to call me bruh "

[-] red@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

If you're a naughty girl, daddy's gonna spank you!

[-] squilox@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I think those words are already lost to lewdness

[-] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] zephyrvs@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Vasectomy to the rescue!

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

i agree, but this is linguistic prescriptivism. words change meaning whether u like it or not.

[-] Kempeth@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

It’s a joke an the futility of linguistic prescriptivism. I might not have represented it well but the whole punchline is that this ship has sailed long ago.

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[-] tupcakes@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Me, gen x, hating all those.

[-] Misconduct@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

You guys just kinda quietly hate a lot of things anyway so that seems fine lol

[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

That’s our thing. That, and being forgotten in memes.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

What are you doing, step baby daddy??? 😳

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Why did I get so many upvotes? I just repeated the title of the post lol

[-] neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev 14 points 1 year ago

I’m thankful to not be a native english speaker. I won’t have problems talking to my kids.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

You don't have language shift in your mother tounge?

[-] neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev 9 points 1 year ago

We just haven’t sexualized that stuff

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Wiser than the Anglosphere then.

[-] xerazal@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago

Idk, the gen z girls I've slept with called me daddy way more than the millennials I slept with

[-] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Is this a wincest comment?

[-] thismessisaplace@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad GENX is always left out of these memes.

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Vince McMahon is a rapist.

[-] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 1 year ago

Worl is full of sick people. Why would you wanna have sex with your relatives?

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago

Alabama has joined the chat

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It's this or nothing, so....

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Hey, it's in the bible. Two people eventually making 8 billion? Yeahhhh...

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe your relatives are ugly🤔

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[-] nparkinglot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

i remember glancing over an interesting article about this. it was saying that this whole step-fad doesn’t really have anything to do with the person being related to you, it’s more about the taboo. the attraction isn’t the relation, it’s that it’s taboo to be attracted to them at all.

and something about the perceived pre-existing relationship adding to the sense of intimacy and taboo-ness, can’t really remember the details there.

there was more about how other taboos have become over saturated in the industry and this one is in this sweet spot of not too taboo for your average person.

i now wish i’d saved this article, but i truly never thought i would need to recall this information.

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[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

What are you doing step baby daddy?

Dub-step 🤔... yep, seems legit 👍.

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