omg his followups are even more grotesque
Don't worry, it was god saving him actually
goes on to compare her to a donkey
Big "my employee gave me her kidney and I later fired her" energy
They're the same picture
Damn, if only she hadn’t told him that.
Also, she clearly wasn’t his “coworker” if he was able to fire her.
"We're like a family"
What if she was an instrument of a Satan preventing God’s Bravest Middle Manager from stopping the terrorists and the piloting the plane to safety?
Would deserve it in that case
"In a war between America and Satan I would support Satan because America is the bigger Satan."
"God sent her to save me!"
So you fired her?
"God sent me to fire her!"
Gotta love these fuckers. God just loves everything they do and everything they do is because of God.
X in username, blue-check: the most deranged story ever
A match made in heaven
That last one, Jesus Christ...zero self-awareness
Tires to save face with the god card, fails miserably.
CRITICAL FAILURE
:che-smile: this shit is so good
It wouldn't be complete without the 
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