COD because of the way he is.
He would, and does, play Fire Emblem. I've seen him playing with Obama and Biden on YouTube.
Trump on ff7 (20 min)
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From his general mental faculties and his extensive history of assorted sex shit, I'm going to say that if Donald Trump were a gamer, that he would probably spend most of his time on Bubble Shooter and erotic visual novels.
maybe some flashy casino type games that give a dopamine hit, edit: oh you mean like a real gamer.. maybe some pro golf games
This is the only correct answer. He would only ever play shitty casino games
In my mind-palace Trump is a Sega gamer obsessed with Sonic and Shenmue, but in reality it'd be something chudy and boring like Fallout 4 where he's evil in every playthrough.
LoL, his first impulse to start shitting on everyone else in the match would fit right in. He would only play AP Teemo and wander around planting mushrooms. "We love trolling junglers trying to get a kill don't we folks?"
He would spend all his time installing HOI4 mods and giving up 15 minutes into every run.
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