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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

COD because of the way he is.

[-] Luna@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

He would, and does, play Fire Emblem. I've seen him playing with Obama and Biden on YouTube.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

From his general mental faculties and his extensive history of assorted sex shit, I'm going to say that if Donald Trump were a gamer, that he would probably spend most of his time on Bubble Shooter and erotic visual novels.

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

maybe some flashy casino type games that give a dopamine hit, edit: oh you mean like a real gamer.. maybe some pro golf games

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

This is the only correct answer. He would only ever play shitty casino games

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

In my mind-palace Trump is a Sega gamer obsessed with Sonic and Shenmue, but in reality it'd be something chudy and boring like Fallout 4 where he's evil in every playthrough.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

LoL, his first impulse to start shitting on everyone else in the match would fit right in. He would only play AP Teemo and wander around planting mushrooms. "We love trolling junglers trying to get a kill don't we folks?"

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

He would spend all his time installing HOI4 mods and giving up 15 minutes into every run.

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