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[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Just need some TNT, a lever, a trapdoor, and a bunch of patience.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where was Sandy Loam on 9/11?

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 7 points 10 months ago

And who's paying her to keep quiet about it?!

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

9/11 was 23 years ago.

How old is Sandy Loam?

4 billion? Shit, she was probably in a retirement center on 9/11.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Digger/Excavator ❌️

Underground cable finder ✅️

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Unexploded ordinance party popper.

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we're so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don't get me started on pH.

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????

Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago
[–] graham1@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself im silly clay

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hey hey people

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This new Rule hits hard.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can "avoid it forever"

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel personally responsible for this post.

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You are;

Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago

It's all a giant conspiracy!!!