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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)

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[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 199 points 3 months ago

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[-] amelia@feddit.org 25 points 3 months ago

Richard McDickface

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 71 points 3 months ago

Richard.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

McRichardface

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[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 64 points 3 months ago

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 months ago

Little Richard

[-] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Sir Richard Johnson

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[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago

Dicknose McBallcheeks

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 3 months ago

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Flutey

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Schlong

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[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 28 points 3 months ago

What about Penix?

[-] Varven@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Richard

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 months ago

Dickhead?

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 months ago

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

Richard Johnson

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Rod

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

Biggus

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Why does everyone want Richard?

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Everyone loves Dick

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Dickens

[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 16 points 3 months ago

Moby

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago

Donger

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[-] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

I.C. Weiner

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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Priapuss

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[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Cheney

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[-] tabris@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[-] istoff@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Fur balls

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Fuck Nose.

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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Dr. Phal

[-] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Richard Head

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[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

I'd call him dickhead

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[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 9 points 3 months ago

Don Glover

[-] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Dick Dastardly

[-] xcutie@linux.community 8 points 3 months ago

Dicky McDickface

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 3 months ago

Steve.

[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Penis

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Peter

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