this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
727 points (97.3% liked)

Memes

51920 readers
816 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 199 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[–] amelia@feddit.org 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

This is the only correct answer.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

McRichardface

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 year ago

Little Richard

[–] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Flutey

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

Richard Johnson

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does everyone want Richard?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Everyone loves Dick

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 16 points 1 year ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] tabris@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[–] istoff@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago
[–] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago
[–] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Dick Dastardly

[–] xcutie@linux.community 8 points 11 months ago

Dicky McDickface

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
load more comments
view more: next ›