It's gotta be Richard of course.
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How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
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Little Richard
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Flutey
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
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What about Penix?
Richard
Dickhead?
You mean, Richard Cranium.
Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
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Richard Johnson
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
Why does everyone want Richard?
Everyone loves Dick
Dickens
Moby
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
Johnny Sack.
Furballz.
If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
Shaft! You damn right.
Facciotina di Cazzo
Fur balls
Dr. Phal
Don Glover
Dick Dastardly
Dicky McDickface
Penis
Steve.
Peter
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