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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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1. Synonym for new: 
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3. Noun few people have heard of: 
4. Something you didn’t invent: 
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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

This paper presents a sparkly method for pressurizing the rhampotheca. Using the guitar pick, the density was measured to be 43.765 +/- 43.765 units.

Results show naughty agreement with theoretical projections and significant improvements over previous efforts by the LOSER Clarence Thomas, et al.

The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of cryptocurrency, and may one day help solve the problem of the rights of nature.

keywords: AI(artificial intelligence), IF(intermittent fasting), the Wokening

[–] hazardous_area@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You say mad libs I say template. Potato potato

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbf, UCLA literally gave us a template like this in a lab class I had in psych. I called it madlibs at the time and I'm sticking to it!

[–] hazardous_area@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It’s hilarious, nice work!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This paper presents a revolutionary method for bitcrushing the maglock. Using waterwheels, bumpscocity was measured to be 2,000,000 +/- 62,000 square meters. Results show seductive agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by arch linux user, et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [BUZZWORD HERE] and may one day help solve the problem of the undemocratization of the US

Keywords: Blockchain, Cold Fusion, Room Temperature Superconductor

I had to type all this on mobile, you can call me settings world champion

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

wow, this is very useful, thank you OP

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why just a sociological concern? The template works just fine for a physics or computer science paper, too!

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

Hot political topics get the money, honey.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Math and physics can also help to solve . So this template works fine as is for math and physics.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Is this a grant request template?