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[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Well then what happens if I kill myself again

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Somewhat. I have to be somewhere at some stage, why not here?

[-] A_A@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here, where is this ? who am i ? what's now ? do i have expectations ?

Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

existential crisis

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?

The improbability of either is infinite.

[-] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I take the Gandalf approach.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No LOL.

He had wiser words to quote...

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

No. Glad though.

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

No, but what can you do when the buses are like this?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I never expected to get married (though I also didn’t really understand what marriage would be beforehand). I also thought I lost my chance at emigration, but luckily I made it. I didn’t think I’d be here, but I’m so, so glad.

I also never expected to be back in school, but that’s a necessary evil.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 3 months ago
[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 months ago
[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

When do you ask if I expected it?

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Probably yes, there was a time I thought no. I've got a solid routine so I can pretty much guess exactly where I'll be in 5 years from now too. So, if I Still exist at that time, I can make a good guess

[-] SelfHigh5@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Not in my wildest dreams.

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

I didn't expect to be most places I ended up.

[-] Monster96@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Dunno where I was going to be since I wasn't really thinking about it. But, there are worst places to be than here so I'm not complaining.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Man, I thought I'd be asleep by now!

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