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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 177 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 111 points 3 months ago

You'll know you completed the installation successfully when you look down and see the socks have materialised

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 69 points 3 months ago

TIL that unix socks are actually a parasitic lifeform, transmitted via arch isos.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 40 points 3 months ago

More of a symbiot than a parasite, it's not like the host doesn't benefit from them!

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

That's why I only use my socks by proxy

[-] Petter1@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Installing Arch makes you a Femboy?

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 24 points 3 months ago

It's probably not mandatory, I imagine the arch wiki explains all the details

[-] Petter1@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago
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[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 10 points 3 months ago

I really want one of those pairs, for my knees get cold in winters.

Guess I'll install Arch for a freebie.

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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 124 points 3 months ago

Ordinarily I would be fine with this. I use Arch anyway. But an Arch system configured by somebody else? I'd be safer leaving my laptop at home!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago

I think that's the idea - I love how this is a double entendre for those that know....

[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If a laptop is left unattended long enough to do a fresh Arch install, it's probably been abandoned anyway.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago
[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 67 points 3 months ago

Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support... indefinitely.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 49 points 3 months ago

The arch installing bandit is anonymous. Noone knows how to reach him

[-] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 38 points 3 months ago

Like the guy that installed Windows on your machine without you asking...

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That same guy started covertly encrypting users' data and then the fucking keys stopped working. I'll take zero support over that.

[-] wazzupdog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Why is it "head cannon" and not "head canon"? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Actually I think they mean that "as a girl" (meaning the commenter is a girl), they "head cannon" (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) "at the arch installation bandit". I hope this annotated version helps!

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.

The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

Is there an arch alternative for Yuki installs Gentoo?

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[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

The hell it does.

You've spent too much time talking to my family.

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[-] uis@lemm.ee 42 points 3 months ago
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[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

If you wanted to truly punish them, install Debian Stable

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Yes, the crime of giving them a stable OS that once it is set up keeps working reliably for years to come.

[-] probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

The real hell would be gentoo

[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

No way, at least Gentoo is up to date

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 46 points 3 months ago

not by the time it's done compiling, it's not

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[-] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Does Carmen San Diego work there or something?

[-] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Its redhat, nyuk nyuk nyuk. https://www.redhat.com/en/technologies/linux-platforms/enterprise-linux

Or maybe Carmen is a Linux user idk i just work here man.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Good work, gumshoe.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Easy. Buy a new laptop, let them upgrade from w•ndows to arch, then dump arch for something like MX or whatever else I use in the future. Then I wouldn't have to touch the default w•ndows installation forced into me.

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Using two asterisks makes things italic. You can only use one

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just drop a \ in front of the first * and you're all good.

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

dammit I should know this by now lma

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[-] shalva97@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

broken Nvidia Optimus free of charge

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Afaik Nvidia Optimus works fine on arch if setup following the wiki. It's mainly other distros that have Nvidia problems.

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[-] suction@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago
[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago
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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 months ago

Kinda wish someone would do this to me, because I'm never going to balls to do it myself

[-] MiltownClowns@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

archinstall and wiki. Its easy if you've got nothing to prove.

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[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 14 points 3 months ago

What if I got Secure Boot with custom keys?

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[-] MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

You gotta first find Carmen Sandiego to then become Carmen Sandiego.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Where do I drop them off?

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