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It's relevant because fridge π
I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708
Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner whoβll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you donβt have to leave the bed
Totally unrelated to this but Iβd just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
I was fooling around with a dom the other month who said they've had multiple first dates where people drink their pee. So they definitely exist, I second this as a viable solution
I went to dry my clothes one Sunday morning. A roommate's drunk friend had pissed in the dryer. The craziest part is it was a girl so she had to crouch and squeeze her ass in there while straddling over the door which folded downwards
Sounds like my type.
I can fix her... nah, nothing to be fixed
how did they know the light turned off when they closed the door if the door was clsoed
Because it's no longer lighting up the room
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE AND PISSING IN FRIDGES
Ethanol inhibits the antidiuretic hormone (ADH) also known as vasopressin. ADH is used to regulate tonicity of bodily fluids, so essentially the amount of salts you have flowing through your body. If your body detects that you're running too high of a salt level, the pituitary releases it to tell the kidneys to reabsorb more water from the nephrons and put it back into circulation thus diluting the salts. So, since ethanol inhibits the function of ADH, the kidneys just discard everything and beer has a lot of water.
I think the question was more about substituting the toilet with a fridge, than the details around how drinking beer mechanically turns to piss. Interesting read though!
You see, the thing is that we've got these things called bladders that store the waste fluids our body has so far filtered out so that we're not constantly dribbling a bit of piss and making it trivial for predators to track us. When that bladder gets full and stretches, it is detected by some nerves and then our brains signal that it's time to find a toilet or fridge to piss in.
Hopefully that relieves the pressure of your curiosity a bit.
piss is stored in the balls, it's known
This still doesn't answer the question why you piss in the fridge instead of the toilet or your balls
Related story from a big party in the old town of Heidelberg 10 years ago. My friends were doing this really big party in their flat share apartment in the old town inviting lots of people. The stinking surprise on the next morning was that someone had shat in the vegetable drawer of their fridge.
There was a story about a guy who spent the night at a girls. Got up to shit and got back into bed and cuddled up to her.
The girl was like "did you just shit in the corner of my room?"
Anyway she chucked him out.
I had a friend at uni who was a wandering drunk pisser. It was incredibly shit haha
Notable ones I remember are in my wardrobe and on my other friends laptop
Same here. Dude pissed on my couch and my guitar amp once.
Why the hell did you allow him to get drunk at your places?
Fool me once...
Believable. Someone I knew had white floorstanding speakers. Once, wasted, he mistook them for the toilet and puked on them.
Go on. What colour are the speakers.
Clearly not white anymore
Once I got so drunk that I opened up my closet and pissed into my laundry hamper.
Don't feel bad anon. I used to sleep walk and was awoken by my mom yelling at me one night cause I was pissing in the dryer. She thought I was drunk, hey maybe i was? I like to remember it as sleep walking so shhhhh