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Anon has to pee (media.eepy.express)

submitted 1 year ago by MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] merari42@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Related story from a big party in the old town of Heidelberg 10 years ago. My friends were doing this really big party in their flat share apartment in the old town inviting lots of people. The stinking surprise on the next morning was that someone had shat in the vegetable drawer of their fridge.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

There was a story about a guy who spent the night at a girls. Got up to shit and got back into bed and cuddled up to her.

The girl was like "did you just shit in the corner of my room?"

Anyway she chucked him out.