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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I went to dry my clothes one Sunday morning. A roommate's drunk friend had pissed in the dryer. The craziest part is it was a girl so she had to crouch and squeeze her ass in there while straddling over the door which folded downwards

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds like my type.

[–] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I can fix her... nah, nothing to be fixed