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[-] MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708

Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I was fooling around with a dom the other month who said they've had multiple first dates where people drink their pee. So they definitely exist, I second this as a viable solution

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