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Anon has to pee (media.eepy.express)

submitted 11 months ago by MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You see, the thing is that we've got these things called bladders that store the waste fluids our body has so far filtered out so that we're not constantly dribbling a bit of piss and making it trivial for predators to track us. When that bladder gets full and stretches, it is detected by some nerves and then our brains signal that it's time to find a toilet or fridge to piss in.

Hopefully that relieves the pressure of your curiosity a bit.

[–] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

piss is stored in the balls, it's known

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

This still doesn't answer the question why you piss in the fridge instead of the toilet or your balls