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fellas will relate 🙈 (media.channels.im)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 84 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm a fella. What am I supposed to relate to? SpongeBob's outline or Squidward's crossed arms? Or...?

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 54 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Have you never gone swimming? Have you never noticed your shrink wrapped junk the second you step out of the pool? Lmao

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How does that relate to the image though?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Look at SpongeBob's outline, and then reread the comment.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I still do not get it.

Are his eyes and nose supposed to look like testicles and a penis? They're upside down if so.

Is it his eyes and the line extending from his head? There's the square of his head in the way so it just doesn't look like a penis to me.

I gather it's somehow penis related, yeah?

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Soongebob looks like he’s being shrink wrapped

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 4 points 11 months ago

Oh, that's it? Thank you! I never would've gotten this. I think it was the whole of sponge bob used as a metaphor for a single body part that was throwing me off.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are ya'll really confused about this?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] Jacob_Hargreave@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

When you go in/out of water, put your thumb in the waistband and pull it open a few millilitres on the side ro let air out/in. No akwardly bloated or clung swim trunks.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Username checks out

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Your nipples get hard and cold so as a man you cross your arms across your chest.

[–] MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

~~honestly I'm only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized~~

[–] qwerty_bastard@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Crossing out that sentence means you changed your mind after you wrote it?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

~~Yes. I mean no.~~

[–] MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

~~pretend I'm whispering in your ear~~

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