I'm a fella. What am I supposed to relate to? SpongeBob's outline or Squidward's crossed arms? Or...?
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Have you never gone swimming? Have you never noticed your shrink wrapped junk the second you step out of the pool? Lmao
How does that relate to the image though?
Look at SpongeBob's outline, and then reread the comment.
I still do not get it.
Are his eyes and nose supposed to look like testicles and a penis? They're upside down if so.
Is it his eyes and the line extending from his head? There's the square of his head in the way so it just doesn't look like a penis to me.
I gather it's somehow penis related, yeah?
Soongebob looks like he’s being shrink wrapped
Oh, that's it? Thank you! I never would've gotten this. I think it was the whole of sponge bob used as a metaphor for a single body part that was throwing me off.
Are ya'll really confused about this?
Yes.
When you go in/out of water, put your thumb in the waistband and pull it open a few millilitres on the side ro let air out/in. No akwardly bloated or clung swim trunks.
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Your nipples get hard and cold so as a man you cross your arms across your chest.
the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎
~~honestly I'm only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized~~
Crossing out that sentence means you changed your mind after you wrote it?
~~Yes. I mean no.~~
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