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I'm a fella. What am I supposed to relate to? SpongeBob's outline or Squidward's crossed arms? Or...?
Have you never gone swimming? Have you never noticed your shrink wrapped junk the second you step out of the pool? Lmao
How does that relate to the image though?
Look at SpongeBob's outline, and then reread the comment.
I still do not get it.
Are his eyes and nose supposed to look like testicles and a penis? They're upside down if so.
Is it his eyes and the line extending from his head? There's the square of his head in the way so it just doesn't look like a penis to me.
I gather it's somehow penis related, yeah?
Soongebob looks like he’s being shrink wrapped
Oh, that's it? Thank you! I never would've gotten this. I think it was the whole of sponge bob used as a metaphor for a single body part that was throwing me off.
Are ya'll really confused about this?
Yes.
How long has it been since you last swam?
A few weeks ago
Do you wear speedos?
No.
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone wear speedos in a long time.
Do you stick your hands down your shorts to prevent the water pulling them against your skin?
No
Then why is this hard to understand?
Last week for me.
Do you wear speedos?
I'll wear whatever you like 😘
About 1 hour.
When you go in/out of water, put your thumb in the waistband and pull it open a few millilitres on the side ro let air out/in. No akwardly bloated or clung swim trunks.
Nope.
Is this an American thing? Who's looking at your junk hoping to get a glimpse of shape under your shorts? Are you wearing shorts? You should cover up with your hands if you're not wearing shorts. Also, stop looking at your friend's crotches when they get out of the water. It's weird.
You're overthinking it. The shorts wrap to your junk and make you self-conscious about it. No one over 12 looks or cares.
Weird. I've never felt self-conscious about it, but I do hate the feeling so I try to get air up in there ASAP.
I'm American and I agree with you. This literally doesn't happen to anyone, and even if it does, I haven't noticed it. I doubt anyone else notices these things, either. OP is just weird.
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Your nipples get hard and cold so as a man you cross your arms across your chest.