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Couchfucker Vance (hexbear.net)
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[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

he heard about the hot couch phenomenon and took it all wrong

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

unironic take I saw on mastodon was that the couchfucker thing is "problematic" because there is nothing wrong with fucking a couch, masturbation is good and healthy and normal, anyway maybe think about that before posting your crankphobic takes next time

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

If there is a place where most of it userbase fucked a couch, I'd bet is Mastodon

How did this bit even start?

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Imagine having couch fucker vibes so strong that one tweet can make a plurality of the population believe you fucked a couch

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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