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I am a card-carrying mensa member
lmao, does it get you discounts on Cybertrucks and any Funko Pops with bowties?
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I was a Mensa "gifted youth" and all I got was a shit magazine and a mensa.org email address.
I assume that the 222 replies to the last tweet are all some variation of "ratio".
The video is a dude interviewing a Japanese woman about whether or not she would welcome more diversity, to which she says "yes". All the replies are predictably "enjoy your foreign pedophile r*pists" which I think is strange because she never said anything about allowing more US soldiers into the country.
the replies are predictably "enjoy your foreign pedophile r*pists"
Western weeaboos with external hard drives: 
Erm, akshully, .
There is a point now which Japan is becoming more and more desperate to bring immigrants to save their economy compared to the US trying to exterminate their immigrants to "save" their economy.
The big Japanese corporations are desperate to bring in more people as the work force dries up and there's literally not enough construction workers or truck drivers or food service workers to keep things going. The politicians and their conservative voters are desperate to keep people out because of their xenophobia.
What you end up with are people brought over from places like Vietnam on "apprenticeships" put into overcrowded dorms, paid peanuts (even by Japanese standards) and then sent home as soon as their limited term in Japan ends with no pathway to residency.
Then, predictably, those exploited migrants need to work on the side or steal just to survive and all the conservatives point and squeel about how foreigners can't fit into Japanese society.
mensa
IQ is just obfuscated phrenology.
One of the founders literally believed in phrenology and hated that there were non-rich people in Mensa.
Nothing says winning at life than "card carrying member of mensa"
Mensa is the thing you put on your resume when you have absolutely nothing else going for you
Girlfriend constantly contradicts me (IQ 162), becoming flustrated.
Four days later?
Imagine the stewing and seething.
How could you let someone else control so much of your life?
What a whiny little bitch.
4 days and that's their brilliant comeback as well. So pathetic.
Mensa-tier comeback from a card-carrying comeback brain genius
Mensa was oringinally an arg to meet fellow autistics. It still is except now everyone is rascist. So it basically went the same way as reddit.
card-carrying mensa member
card-carrying pedophile
card-carrying pedophile
Say, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to cell block one
What the fuck is Mensa? You paid to have a card that’s supposed to tell me you’re smart? You sound like the biggest mark in history
Not beating the pathetic loser allegations when you mention mensa.
"You should call into my show on Saturday to deba-" gets tossed into the sun
Everytime I see this image, his ass get bigger.
"Every time a lib challenges me to a debate, I do one squat."
The things you can accomplish when you spend time you would have wasted debating people on doing squats instead.
mensa
Mensa Deez nuts
absolutely white knuckling through that second tweet 
"d-dd-d-debate me!!!"
My aunt is also a Mensa member and one of the biggest airheads I’ve met
"I have internet points and non-internet points! Yes, I carry the card!"
You know I keep that thang on me
Tagline please