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[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

You did do the nasty in the pasty

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Look time travel is just one big series of accidents until you just wish Schopenhauer was dead

[-] Rengoku2@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

You can never change history even if you can time travel. How did you manage to kill your own grandpa before you were born again?

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[-] circularkaratechop@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Starting a relationship with Hitlers mom will eventually end in heartbreak when she dies from breast cancer after several painful experimental treatments. I'd rather kill a baby.

[-] teddy2021@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta make it the best he could possibly have. Otherwise he may be interested enough to try Mrs. Hitler's claims minge.

[-] Lizafolnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Is c/suddenlybi a thing?

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Why are we assuming it wasn't all Hitler's mom's fault?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

She did create Hitler... I'm just saying...

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

shoots

Ah u meant as in sex..

Pulls up corpse

[-] jhulten@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

The Evil Baby Orphanage is RIGHT THERE.

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