Just look at the facts: These are the places where you have to preserve the life of a fetus just because you can hear a heartbeat

Not even.

Women have been forced to carry dead fetuses, which will kill them from sepsis as it starts to decompose.

And the people who voted for it will deny it ever happening, until something similar happens to someone they know. Then they'll cry on the street corners about how unfair it is.

Remember: Scientific studies have shown that many conservatives are cold hearted and stupid, by demonstrating a clear correlation between conservative thinking/behaviour and lower than average cognitive ability and empathy. And literally every single one of them think they are a super genius and they think most people secretly share their political views.

Alabama is full of gay sister touchers

Brain is just a nerve bag that makes decisions.

I'm strictly pro foetus killing, in case that makes it seem otherwise. Just think that's a poor rhetorical device.

Boobs are just fat bags that milky milky. But they've got soul, baby.

They were persuaded to rape their date instead.

I like how there's an implication with a roadside billboard that they're driving home drunk as well.

It probably helped prevent a single rape, but that was because they live directly in front of the sign and saw it illuminated by lightning a day they were drunk.

Hate to be that guy, but I think the sign is actually meant for the daughter, not the father. The rhetoric isn't "hey, maybe don't have sex with your kid?" it's "yo girlie, those things your father did to you were totally not okay, even though he was drunk/apologized afterwards/whatever."

I get that that still sounds painfully obvious, but trust me to people for whom "abuse" is their "normal," messages like this handing out really obvious messages are still useful

Coincidentally, the exact same number of people who have been convinced to stop gambling by a giant casino billboard ad with a tiny 800 number at the bottom.

Instructions unclear, interpreted as "don't fuck your daughter's asshole"

Nah the daughter wanted it, he knows because he was drunk at the time.

Reminds me of the bible story about the daughter's that got their father drunk and had sex with him. I'm totally sure that's what happened and it wasn't the father raping his daughters then blaming them for it.

Only if you have a valid excuse - like being drunk apparently

Like out of 10?

Getting is an drunk never excuse.

Someone is gonna have to help me out here.

What. Word more you? Enough!

And they use white people to promote Juneteenth celebrations

Unrelated but you just reminded me of that excellent movie Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri, which I must now go rewatch