this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post continues to haunt me

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You spelled arouse wrong

[–] ApexHunter@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Uh oh spaghettios.

Is that a frozen spaghetti-o ban-ban?

Just like my momma used to make!

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

this is what happens when you smoke bananadine

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tape it to a wall and make some money.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Gotta use Flex Tape, that Duct Tape shit is so played out..

Points for creativity, at least

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

I thought you're only supposed to post bad foods here?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Is this really any worse than regular spaghettios?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 1 year ago

Yep it belong here, not in the real world.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

evolution is finally catching up with science

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

WHAT THE FUCK, what kind of horrible decrepit monster does something like this. There are no excuses on this planet which justify this abomination

[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

satan's dildo