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[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 1000 years scientists will find the paint residue and people will appreciate it as an interesting historical fact that Stonehenge was once vandalized by a psyop meant to hurt climate change organizing

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Despite our image of Stonehenge as a grey, austere structure, during the late Tupperware/Wrapper Culture at the LTBIIIb-c boundary, local religious cults donned black masks and dyed it a brilliant orange while conducting their rites."

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[–] robinnn@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MY TREATS MY TREATS THERE’S ORANGE PAINT ON MY TREATS THEY’RE RUINED

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

i-spil-my-jice That's just my jice wich i spil

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But the fucking rocks are still there just look at them mission accomplished

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Fr just look at them from a different angle

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I mean shit, if I was touristing and needed a treat selfie, how much cooler is getting one when Something (minor) Happened, rather than the old boring rocks that everybody has?

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

even if Just Stop Oil isn't a "psy op" loaded to the gills with agents provocateurs taking money from an oil heiress and is completely sincere activism, it's fundamentally a reformist organization engaged in theatrics. You aren't going to mitigate the damage of climate change, let alone end it, within the confines of ongoing capitalism.

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[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

The waiting for two years or the spontaneous decision to visit, the principal contradiction of our time

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If memory serves they used something water soluble, didn’t they?

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like Just Stop Oil's whole thing is doing something completely harmless that still gets idiots mad so yeah.

[–] WELCOMETHRILLHO@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

People are too focused on the washable paint, not focused enough on climate change, and even less focused on the underground base beneath Stone Henge where Dr. Andonuts and Apple Kid are being held hostage.

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this person only found out about Stonehenge two years ago?

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

Maybe, but you can't conclude that from the sentence at all? It simply says it's a place they've wanted to go to for 2 years. I know about Stonehenge, but haven't really thought "Y'know, I want to go visit that," but maybe that'll change.

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago

just stop oil is 100% a psyop wtf

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The most hilarious part of this whole thing is the Daily Mail having to reluctantly pretend to be on the side of the neo-pagans they usually consider hippy parasites because they were mad it interfered with summer solstice.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

now i want to pressure wash it

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What's with people saying this is a psyop?

[–] Packet@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As far as I know from my memory, it is organized by a bunch of rich kids and also the org gets its money from oil excs, shady stuff in general from their organizing

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it isn't funded by oil execs 🤦‍♂️ don't just say random shit from memory

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's funded by Aileen Getty, whose dad owned Getty Oil (which was bought by Pennzoil who was bought by Shell).

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Saying random shit from memory" seems to be a recurring problem with Hexbear.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

It came to me in a dream

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[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The people calling it a psyop are?

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

every form of lib activism can be called a psyop since they can all be ridiculed by the media. and some actual based forms of activism can be shown to randoms and they will :chud-rage: anyway

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Can you go into this in more detail?

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[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Misdirected anger is one hell of a opiate

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

For one of the parasite in chief with idiot hat's many useless celebrations they projected a whole bunch of royal worshipping propaganda onto Stonehenge, so as far as I'm concerned this is far less offensive than that.

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