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Hetero-fellas, the bar is THIS low, y'all can do it
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The whole purpose of buying the truck in the first place was to stage a kidnapping before I propose to my girlfriend... then she can't refuse...because of the implication.
Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.
Well dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with a truck full of dudes with crowbars she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but trees "Ah there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?"
Okay. That seems really dark.
It's not dark, you're misunderstanding me, bro.
I think I am.
Yeah, you are. Because if my girlfriend says 'no', then the answer is obviously 'no'. But the thing is she is not gonna say no. She would never say 'no', because of the implication.
Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to marry me. Not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.
... But it sounds like she doesn't want to marry you..
Why aren't you understanding this?