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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

the details (via Variety Magazine):

Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

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[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Hitler was a vegetarian artist. If history made him into a fascist leader it was inevitable. It would have been any other person there.

What you gotta go is give him a how to draw book so he gets into art school.

[-] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago

Tutoring young Hitler on perspective to establish global Communism

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Hitler had wild Aryanist fantasies from a young age. He wasn't a wizard, but he was no angel either.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but if you were to take a period appropriate luger to every child in that post war period that was a rascist little shit you would have to wipe out like, half of all of them at least.

Which is a good bit but the time paradox would be too great. You go kill all those kids to stop the holocaust then a German time traveler goes back in time to stop you stopping the holocaust and then it restarts the mess.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

I'm not saying "shoot everyone" or even "shoot kid Hitler", I'm saying "he was a sussy baka from a young age" is all. What to do about it is a very different question.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Imagine four ball on the edge of a cliff

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Why four ball and not two cow?

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Huh, I thought we had a jhonny five aces emoji

[-] SpanishSpaceAgency@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This just poses the question: how far back to we have to go and who do we kill to change the material circumstances of germany during that time period. quick someone check in "The German Ideology" for clues!

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