Looks like the movement to switch candidates is officially dead so you know what time it is — time to band together and drag our boy across the finish line by any means necessary

https://subium.com/profile/notdred.bsky.social/post/3kwsp2eq24s2e

The people I'm linking to aren't politically naïve. They're political junkies who post lib shit every single day. They know that endorsements don't mean shit. I'm almost embarrassed for them. Yeesh.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Oh, man. Haha. You should make that a post.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Why don’t democrats just recast Biden with a body double? Like just hire some 45 year old guy to be Biden, and never acknowledge any questions or comments regarding the switch or Biden’s sudden youth and improvement in speech and vigor

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

"It's my official act that I, Joseph Robinette Biden, the 46th President of These Great United States of America am now this man standing right here. It's an official act so it's 100% legal. I am now a 45 mean old guy in perfect health. The Democrats in conjunction with EldritchTechnologies have transferred my being, psyche, and memories to this younger, fitter, stronger body. My brain is excellent and well, I'm happy to say that it was decades since I had good wood like this. Right now in fact. I'll take questions now from the media. You - reporter big hooters - what's your question?..."

The very next day Biden 2.0 is replaced with Biden 3.0. The White House refuses to say who Biden 2.0 was or what happened to him. All they will say is that "due to technical issues - his version was cancelled."

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

no because body double is what putin does. he also does plastic surgeries while biden is a pure little agel. I will not allow him to stoop down to putlers level

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Replace him with a 20 year old man who can do a backflip to show vigor

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

by any means necessary

What you hope they mean: malcolm-checks

What they mean: vote

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder when Lemmy will have 2005 Reddit-level tech where you can link to a specific comment. Weedian posted that already in here.

[–] 0x0520@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it already does. Does this link work for you?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

But I thought....

Never mind