biden should admit that he's sundowning, insist the next debate be at 3pm, and set up his whitehouse so that joe is the day shift president and kamala is the night shift president (hexbear.net)

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[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

he should schedule the debate to be at midnight, but then make sure to equip himself with a beam proof helmet and an energy shield. when everyone sees how coherent he is—and he will be coherent, because the chinese-russian rays won't get to him—the electoral map will turn as blue as the fur on sonic's feet