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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can someone write and shoot a porno where this trial was about the Stormy Daniels thing, and they make a big show about how her description of his penis is so distinct and unique that it must really be true, then juror number 8 slams down a dildo on the table that fits the description perfectly?

IDK just putting it out there.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Donald Train: smirks “Your honor… if my dick does not fit, you must acquit.” unzips pants

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

With music and lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda