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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 72 points 4 months ago

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are led into a long room. At the other end stands a beautiful naked woman. "When I ring this bell," she says" you may cross half the space between us. When I ring the bell again, you may again cross half the space between us." Both the mathematician and physicist groan and wander off. "Ah, it's Zeno's paradox, we can never actually reach her." The engineer, waiting for the bell, says "I think I can get close enough."

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 months ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 months ago
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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Because humanity has no other desires between math and tits apparently.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

Can confirm.

(I'm both a mathematician and a pervert)

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

and yelling at people who don't understand, apparently.

I've committed the most heinous of crimes according to the internet, not understanding the joke. ~~Sorry i'm autistic lmao.~~

[-] arken@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

So, I understand why there is a naked woman in the joke, what I don't understand is her motivation.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Don't you know women are objects and have no motivations. /s obviously

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

man i didn't even fucking try asking that question, i was just concerned about the roots of the hypothetical presented.

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