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[-] androogee@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 34 points 1 month ago

The reason I couldn't eat stew for a decade?

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What if they're nailed to the wall?

[-] Bangs42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ok but what if they're laying on your doorstep?

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Matt

What do call their dog with no legs?

Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won't come when you call him!

(I really love these jokes)

What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Hahaha yes!

Not what about a girl with no arms and legs at the beach?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Haha yes! Man i think i have a few more... Oh yeah what do you call two guys w no arms and legs hung up by your window?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

HahaI had kurt n' rod but yours is better lol!.What about... Damn shouldn't have smoked...

What do you call a woman with no arms n legs on the basketball court?

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah! And that's the last one I've got. Whew!

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lol a dead man? Uhhh hit me with it. I must know!

Edit:

I remembered my finale that i like to use on people unfortunate enough to talk to me LoL

What do you call a cow with two legs and a busted grill?

[-] jve@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.

cow with two legs

Lean beef?

Doug or Phil

Aargh i feel like i should have known! Hahaha

cow with two legs

Your mom lolololol.

[-] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Damn. Fuckin got me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

[-] xor@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

what do you call a dog with no hind legs and a steel pecker?

sparky

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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