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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless. No. 1 life skill.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Lockpicklawyer alt account detected /jk

[-] Carbonizer@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Until you drop that down the grate too

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

At least where i live your regular home locks are secure enough that non-destructive entry requires specialized tools and close to LPL level skill. In my country there was once a serial burglar that could do that and for a long time police didnt even believe the that there even was any burglary.

[-] yuriy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

You in one of those schmancy countries where everyone’s got them fucken assa abloys on their tool sheds?

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Ye but the sheds have the worse assa abloys

[-] yuriy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I work at a JEWELERY STORE and ONE of our doors has an assa abloy.

To be fair the other door opens to a highway, so would-be burglars would have to be ballsy.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I don't even know what continent youre on and I'm already trying to think of how to rob you.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago
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