Begging any hot mono women on here in the Ottawa region to date and love me or else they're going to throw me back onto the apps where I'll be torn apart (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by DayOfDoom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Either having mono or being monogamous, I don't care at this point. Just save me from the fright and eventual, inevitable destruction of myself by being exposed to a bunch of people who, if forced to watch Zone Of Interest, would give it a 2/5 rating on Letterboxd for "humanizing the inner lives of Nazis" because they sympathized with Hedwig wanting to travel to fascist Italian spas.

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[-] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Truly an antisocial, hyperatomized hellscape where it's next to impossible to meet people and make meaningful connections, and the apps aren't much better either. You have my condolences for living in Ottawa comrade 😔

In all seriousness, I'm not really looking to date at the moment, but I'm always happy to make new friends. If you want someone to talk to or hang out with, feel free to reach out. Though I am pretty busy the next few weeks with end of semester stuff.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Trying to get the courage to DM you, but also too nervous 'cause I'm so used to mixing in sarcastic hyperbole with my real feelings to fake-freak-out about things. I hope you have good anime opinions.

[-] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

I get that, I'm a nervous wreck when trying to talk to new people, so I usually just don't lol. The internet makes it easier, but only a little bit. I don't mind sarcasm though, and as for anime opinions, I'm not really sure what passes for good around here. I used to watch a lot of anime, but I haven't in a while, so I'm definitely not up to date on the most recent shows.