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It's so fucking funny how the right are literal NPCs with a culture war chip in their head that can be swapped out like a ps1 memory card for the next culture war point. (hexbear.net)
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Please insert disc 2 to blame DEI for the bridge collapse.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The bridge collapsed because the shipping company was woke (they didn't have big boobs on the ship)

[–] jayWL@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

boobs have high buoyancy so the ship would float better, wokeness destroyed

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A picture of some big ole boobs in the rear view mirror of the ship before the collision would have made the captain of the ship hit the brakes faster, avoiding disaster.

Liberals will deny this.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the true reason ships always had mermaids and shit on the front. I forget the term for those decorated poles.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how big of boobs would it have taken to cushion the impact to a safe level?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Very large ones awooga